Nazca-like humanoid figure somewhere over Texas!

Is this humanoid figure the evidence of some ancient alien civilization that left its mark on the American Southwest?
Or was I just really bored on a plane?

Only in the South

Only in the South...

A nice big wine display - with a sign telling you that you can't buy any of it, because it's Sunday.

The Jesus billboard

First religious advertisement spotted during this trip to Georgia.

I bet so many people convert to Christianity because of this billboard. They go, "Man, the only thing holding me back was that I just couldn't remember the guy's name!"

How to learn a language in a day, Part 1: The 200 most important words

What if there was a simple list of the 200 most important words to learn in any language? What if by learning the words on that list, you could have a conversation about almost anything?

What if there was a really smart guy out there who created such a list?

You're in luck pal...there am such a smart guy. And that smart guy am me.

THE 200 MOST IMPORTANT WORDS TO LEARN IN ANY LANGUAGE

A few folks have attempted to compile such a list in the past. One of the most well-known lists was published by Tony Buzan in his book, "Using Your Memory." Unfortunately, Buzan's list of 100 words is very Anglocentric. It includes many words that do not exist in other languages.

As a person who speaks ten languages, I have figured out a thing or two about what words and concepts are the most important.

Of course, it's impossible to claim that this list is universal. That's the beauty of linguistic diversity--certain languages have words, concepts, and structures that don't exist anywhere else in the world. Still, if you can learn how to say these 200 words in a language, you'll be well on your way to speaking it.

It goes without saying, learning these 200 words is just the beginning. It's not enough to just translate an English sentence word-for-word. In addition to basic vocabulary, you'll need to learn:

1. Grammar
How do you conjugate verbs? Do adjectives change? Are there genders? Are there declensions and grammatical cases? (These can make one noun change, depending on where it is in a sentence.) Does the language use certain articles before or after words, to show how the word is being used?

2. Sentence structure
Word order can vastly vary from one language to the next. If you don't believe me, watch an old kung fu movie with a very literal translation.

3. Certain concepts aren't contained in just one word
I've singled one of them out in my list: the idea of possession, "to have." In many languages, there isn't a simple verb to say "to have."
EXAMPLE: In Russian, to say "I have a cat," you literally say, "By me [genitive case] there is a cat."
Many indigenous languages of the Americas are the same.

4. Tonal languages
Some languages, like Mandarin Chinese, Mixtec, Barí, are tonal. The tone (musical note) you give to a word will change its meaning. This means you don't just have to learn the words and grammar--you have to take a music lesson as well.

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Without further ado, here's the list, with words roughly arranged by category. I'm always open to suggestions for perfecting it.

THE LIST 

Greetings, courtesy 

hello

goodbye

yes

no

not (negation)

please

thank you

Question words

who

what

where

when

why

how

because

Prepositions

with

on

under

in

out

next to

here

there

up

down

before

after

for

from

now

Pronouns

I
you
you (formal)
he
she
you (plural)
we
they (male, female, both)

possessives - my, your

Verbs

use

have

see

hear / listen

be able to (do something)

say

speak

find

to be

to like

love

come

go

take

bring

make / do

to exist, be around ("there is / are" in English, "haber" in Spanish)

think

know

sleep

eat

drink

work

Adjectives

comparisons: more, less

good

bad

large

small

hot

cold

old

new

pretty

ugly

fat

thin

clean

dirty

strong

weak

alive

dead

Basic nouns

person
man
woman
friend
house
town / city
animal
tree
water
food
thing
time
sun
moon
land / earth
sky

Body parts

body

head

eye

mouth

nose

hair

arm / hand

leg / foot

stomach

back

Other random common words

if

also

but

either / or

other

different

same

this

that

all

none

always

often

sometimes

never

more

less

a little bit

much

again

and

almost

only

Basic colors

white

black

green

blue

red

yellow

Numbers, one through ten

What kind of "cutz"?

Here's a pro tip for you: if you're going to use a number in the name of your business, try to make it clear what number it's supposed to be.

I spent 15 minutes wondering why this place was called "grtwo cuts"...until I figured out that was a mutilated 8.

Calle Gabacho

Sin lugar a dudas, la calle más gringa de Gringolandia.

Bathroom reading

Some classy fellow at the public library decided to take a bunch of magazines into the restroom.

Apparently, what "does it" for this guy is:
a) Cinematography
b) Mission Impossible
c) Articles about "va jay jays"

To each his own.