Don Güero

A bilingual blog of humor, paranormal research, reflections on life, and shameless self-promotion. Un blog bilingüe dedicado a una variedad de temas--chaneques, meditaciones, fenómenos paranormales, reflexiones filosóficas...y más turbaciones.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Kiss ass

Would you just look at this kiss ass right here.

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The Clown Motel book

The Clown Motel book
Would you spend three nights in a haunted "Clown Motel" in the desert, next to an old cemetery?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Do you believe in ghosts?
Join me in examining haunted places around the world, in search of an answer to the question: what is a ghost?

CONSIGUE EL LIBRO DE CUENTOS DE TERROR RUSOS

CONSIGUE EL LIBRO DE CUENTOS DE TERROR RUSOS
"Más frío que la nieve" ya está disponible en Amazon

En Busca de los Chaneques

En Busca de los Chaneques
Mi serie de blogs sobre los misteriosos chaneques

The Baron Inside You

The Baron Inside You
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About Me

David
David J. Schmidt is a freelance writer and accomplished nudist from San Diego, CA. A self-described "Huguenot", Schmidt has received various recognitions for his charitable contributions toward the preservation of Peyronie's Disease. In 2004, he was granted knighthood by the Basque Republic, becoming Sir David J. Schmidt for the following three years. The title was stripped from him by the United Nations Council on Fallacious Royal Families in 2007. Schmidt lives with his beloved ex-wife of 14 years, their two cats, and his indentured servant.
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My Published Works

  • "Beyond Charity"
  • "Cannibals and Savages": Racism and perceptions of Haiti
  • "Day of the Dead, Ghosts of the Conquered" -Progressive Populist
  • "Inside Haiti's Tent Cities" -World Policy Journal
  • "Making Sense of Hell on Earth" -National Catholic Review
  • "Saving the Savages: Voluntourism in Haiti" -Progressive Populist
  • "Tablets of Human Hearts" -Brooklyn Rail

My blog about Fair Trade and trade justice

What's so unfair about how we do trade in this world?

my other blog, on the subject of "religious weirdness"

The Hallelujah Complex
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