Don Güero

A bilingual blog of humor, paranormal research, reflections on life, and shameless self-promotion. Un blog bilingüe dedicado a una variedad de temas--chaneques, meditaciones, fenómenos paranormales, reflexiones filosóficas...y más turbaciones.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Turning Thirty

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A poem about the follies of youth...and about learning to age gracefully. * * * Turning Thirty I see a callow...

Saturday, June 11, 2011

God writes a letter to Harold Camping

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I just dropped this letter in the mail addressed to "Reverend" Harold Camping : * * * Dear Harold, I hope you learned your le...

Friday, April 15, 2011

On the Heavenly Realm, and Other Unpleasantries

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Will there be any stars in my crown, in my crown? -Old folk hymn No not one, no not one… -Slightly less o...

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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Don Juan Tenorio manda un comunicado a los policías de tránsito de San Diego

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Infelices policías de tránsito de la ilustre Provincia de San Diego de Alcalá—oídme vosotros. Pronto llegará el glorioso ...

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Melk

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That was the summer the Beanie Babies descended on our town. McDonald’s announced that their Happy Meals would be accompanied by a di...

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David: David J. Schmidt is a freelance writer and accomplished nudist from San Diego, CA. A self-described "Huguenot", Schmidt has received various recognitions for his charitable contributions toward the preservation of Peyronie's Disease. In 2004, he was granted knighthood by the Basque Republic, becoming Sir David J. Schmidt for the following three years. The title was stripped from him by the United Nations Council on Fallacious Royal Families in 2007. Schmidt lives with his beloved ex-wife of 14 years, their two cats, and his indentured servant.

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