Don Güero

A bilingual blog of humor, paranormal research, reflections on life, and shameless self-promotion. Un blog bilingüe dedicado a una variedad de temas--chaneques, meditaciones, fenómenos paranormales, reflexiones filosóficas...y más turbaciones.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A Good Old Country Shit

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I’m gonna be honest with you, folks. I’m a fellow who knows how to have a good old-fashioned country shit. And I’m not squeamish about whe...
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Monday, August 29, 2011

The Terror that came to my Town (another Chiapas story)

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I am a two year old Mayan girl in Chiapas. I spend my days running around our mountain town, chasing my mother’s chickens, drinking atole...
Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A Chiapas Story-part 3

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The DVD kept playing. The semi-tropical rainstorm kept pounding on the tin roof. Kids in traditional woven indigenous clothing kept popping ...

A Chiapas Story-part 2

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I thought I’d test the waters on the Zapatista front. This was, after all, the heart of the guerrilla uprising. Who knows, maybe I could con...

A Chiapas Story

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After clearing the plot of land with our machetes, we stopped into the general store for a refresco. We made it inside just as the mountain ...
Friday, July 29, 2011

I Know Why the Davis Sings

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This poem was inspired by my time in Russia, working under the yoke of the repressive Russian Baptist Church. After months of tirelessly ser...
Friday, June 17, 2011

Turning Thirty

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A poem about the follies of youth...and about learning to age gracefully. * * * Turning Thirty I see a callow...
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David
David J. Schmidt is a freelance writer and accomplished nudist from San Diego, CA. A self-described "Huguenot", Schmidt has received various recognitions for his charitable contributions toward the preservation of Peyronie's Disease. In 2004, he was granted knighthood by the Basque Republic, becoming Sir David J. Schmidt for the following three years. The title was stripped from him by the United Nations Council on Fallacious Royal Families in 2007. Schmidt lives with his beloved ex-wife of 14 years, their two cats, and his indentured servant.
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