Don Güero

A bilingual blog of humor, paranormal research, reflections on life, and shameless self-promotion. Un blog bilingüe dedicado a una variedad de temas--chaneques, meditaciones, fenómenos paranormales, reflexiones filosóficas...y más turbaciones.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Mistaken Identity

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Feodor was walking through the forest, when he was suddenly overcome with a terrible thirst. He searched the woods for some source of water...

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Diálogo en el Bosque

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Iba Filiberto caminando por el bosque, y tenía mucha sed. Caminó por todos lados, buscando algún arroyo, pozo, río, alguna fuente de agua… ...

Friday, January 6, 2012

Escaping Christmas

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I thought I would escape from the saccharine glee of gringo Christmas traditions by heading deep into Mexico for the holidays. No such ...

Saturday, September 24, 2011

MÁS AVENTURAS LINGÜÍSTICAS

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Estimados lectores, les regalo aún más conversaciones ambiguas y diálogos enigmáticos del pueblo de Coatzóspam: Durante una plática sob...

A Good Clean Mountain Hangover

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I’m standing in front of Don Adán’s house overlooking a breathtaking view of the valleys below. The air is crisp and cool, tingling my nost...

Friday, September 23, 2011

DON ADÁN’S HAUNTED COUNTRY SHITTER

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I was initially drawn to the Mixtec town of San Juan Coatzóspam, Oaxaca in search of ghosts and ghost stories. And yes, I’ve had a few...

EL ARTE DEL LENGUAJE

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Es un placer sublime leer las obras de Gabriel García Márquez. La precisión de sus palabras—fruto de su conocimiento de varios idiomas—le ...

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David: David J. Schmidt is a freelance writer and accomplished nudist from San Diego, CA. A self-described "Huguenot", Schmidt has received various recognitions for his charitable contributions toward the preservation of Peyronie's Disease. In 2004, he was granted knighthood by the Basque Republic, becoming Sir David J. Schmidt for the following three years. The title was stripped from him by the United Nations Council on Fallacious Royal Families in 2007. Schmidt lives with his beloved ex-wife of 14 years, their two cats, and his indentured servant.

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