Reality TV: OCD Trash Collectors of the OC

Tune in to TBS this Monday for another episode of your favorite reality show, “OCD Trash Collectors of the OC”. 

These men take out the trash of Orange County, California for a living, but get this--they also suffer from an acute fear of germs! 

Watch them go through gallons of Purell-brand hand sanitizer during each shift. Enjoy their antics, as they try--in vain--to avoid germs at all costs. Laugh out loud at their psychological anguish. You won't want to miss it!

Remember, with Reality TV, the name of the game is always:

They're not like us--what a bunch of freaks!

New reality TV show: Amish Satanists

Coming this Fall to TLC, the newest hit reality show: “Amish Satanists”. 

They ride in horse-drawn buggies…they churn their own butter…they live a life of simplicity…but man, do they know how to sacrifice a virgin! 

Follow these Amish Satanists in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, as they go about their daily lives. Ruth Yoder stitches a quilt while her husband plans a bloodletting ceremony. Hans Zimmerman rushes to finish plowing the north forty acres of his corn field in time for his wife’s midnight orgy. The Stoltzfus family discusses the Samhain Black Mass while they prepare jars of pickled okra and chow-chow. 

You won’t want to miss the adventures of the wackiest subset of the wackiest sect in America! Don't forget the slogan for this show, the slogan for all reality television: Look at these people--they aren't like us!

Airs Thursdays at 8:00 pm.