Coming this Fall to TLC, the newest hit reality show: “Amish Satanists”.
They ride in
horse-drawn buggies…they churn their own butter…they live a life of
simplicity…but man, do they know how to sacrifice a virgin!
Follow these Amish
Satanists in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, as they go about their daily lives. Ruth
Yoder stitches a quilt while her husband plans a bloodletting ceremony. Hans
Zimmerman rushes to finish plowing the north forty acres of his corn field in time for his wife’s
midnight orgy. The Stoltzfus family discusses the Samhain Black Mass while they
prepare jars of pickled okra and chow-chow.
You won’t want to miss the
adventures of the wackiest subset of the wackiest sect in America! Don't forget the slogan for this show, the slogan for all reality television: Look at these people--they aren't like us!
Airs Thursdays
at 8:00 pm.
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