Saturday, June 11, 2011

God writes a letter to Harold Camping

I just dropped this letter in the mail addressed to "Reverend" Harold Camping:

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Dear Harold,

I hope you learned your lesson with the whole “the-world-didn’t-end-on-May-21” thing.

Now if you would, please stop preaching bullshit in My name. ‘Preciate it.

Yours truly,


P.S. Dude, your mom’s hot.

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I wish I could tell you what Camping's response was, but I'm afraid we'll never know...this was the return address I posted on the envelope (see here for the significance of the area code):

7 Celestial Way
Cielo, CA 722500

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