Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Intercambio de libros con el autor Fabrizio Mejía Madrid

Tuve el gran honor de conocer al autor y periodista mexicano Fabrizio Mejía Madrid en la Feria Internacional del Libro. 


Después de recibir su autógrafo y dedicatoria en su libro "Nación TV", le regalé un ejemplar de mi colección de historias de duendes, "El grito del chaneque". 

También aproveché para decirle que sus textos son una chingonería singular, que me encantan.

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Watch me learn a language in a day

That's right. I plan to learn a language in one day.

This Sunday, February 21, is "International Mother Language Day." It's a holiday established by the United Nations in 2000 to promote linguistic diversity, multilingualism, and to rescue and promote languages that are in danger of going extinct forever.

How will I be observing this holiday?

I plan on learning an entire language in one day.

"Monumento a los Mazahuas"
Image courtesy of Wiki Commons.


Why am I doing it? 

For one thing, I'm extremely vain. I already speak ten languages, and I think I'm up to the challenge. I have what it takes to learn the basics of a language in just one day.

More importantly, I'm doing this to promote the "International Mother Language Day" and to raise awareness about dying languages.

In the past few centuries, hundreds of languages have died out. Humans currently speak between 6,000 and 7,000 languages, but at least half of those languages are in danger of disappearing in the next century.

When humanity loses a language, we don't just lose a different set of words and sounds--we lose all the knowledge and wisdom that language contained. We lose a different way of thinking, of perceiving the world, of solving problems. It's like setting fire to an entire library of books that have no other copies.

At least 13 languages have died out in the past decade alone. These include:

- The Klallam native language of the northwestern United States. (Last speaker died in 2014)

- The Livonian language of Latvia (2013)

- The Pazeh tongue of Taiwan (2010)

- Nyawaygi, an aboriginal language of Australia (2009)

The UNESCO established the International Mother Language Day in 2000. The date commemorates a massacre that took place in Bangladesh in 1952, when students were killed by the police for demanding the right to speak their own language.


What language will I learn? 

I thought about doing Portuguese, since it would be an easy one. I already know Spanish and French, and Portuguese is somewhere in between these two languages.

But then, I decided to go for one of the languages that is actually endangered. I will be learning Mazahua, one of the indigenous languages spoken in Mexico.

There are currently between 150,000 and 170,000 people who speak this ancient language, but the numbers are going down at a rapid rate. Mazahua native people who are younger than 40 are switching almost exclusively to Spanish. This is the case with many indigenous languages, both here in Mexico and across the world. When the younger generation forgets how to speak a language, they are no longer able to fully communicate with the elders. Their cultural identity becomes endangered. All the traditions--legends, wisdom tales, songs, myths, folk memory--could be lost forever.

After I've learned Mazahua, I will do what I can to promote and protect it, to keep it from dying out forever.


How will I do it? 

I was going to learn Mazahua on the 21st of February, since that's the actual U.N. holiday. But then I realized I'm going to have guests in town that day, so I don't think I'll have time to learn a language. Instead, I will be doing it tomorrow, Thursday. If all goes well, by this time tomorrow I should have a basic knowledge of Mazahua.

Of course, I'm not silly enough to claim that I can become fluent in a language in just one day. However, I do plan on knowing enough Mazahua to have a basic grasp of it. I will be able to carry on conversations with native speakers. After studying ten languages, I've learned one or two tricks about how to quickly learn a new tongue.

So how will I do it?

I'll be explaining my strategy in upcoming blogs. Stay tuned for more...

Saturday, January 23, 2016

My haunted college mentioned on Prairie Home Companion!

Very honored that Garrison Keillor mentioned my haunted alma mater on the air this evening!

[image courtesy of Wiki Commons]

He said that he always visits the seaside campus of Point Loma Nazarene University when he's here in San Diego. Of course, Keillor included a few snarky remarks about how most Evangelical colleges are not nearly as beautiful, looking like unpainted warehouses.

He even wrote an entire song dedicated to Evangelical surfers! Check the program out on the Prairie Home Companion website. You should be able to listen to it from Monday, Jan. 25 until the following Monday.

I wonder if he happened to run into the ghost of Madame Tingley while he was on campus?

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Halloween storytelling at the coffee shop

Here's ol' David, telling stories at "Rebecca's Coffee Shop" here in San Diego.


I believe this photo was snapped as I recited Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven."

At the event, I also told stories from Holy Ghosts, my recently released book about ghosts, hauntings, and the haunted college where I studied.

Find out about the book here!

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Tunguska: luces en el cielo sobre Siberia

En el año 1930, el gobierno de la URSS envió una expedición a Siberia a investigar un extraño suceso de una explosión en el cielo. Esperaban encontrar un meteorito. Lo que encontraron resultó mucho más ominoso.

Este es el diario de Matvéi Paríkov, uno de los integrantes de la expedición... 



Esta historia ligeramente ficcional que aparece abajo forma la base de la presentación artística "Tunguska", la cual se llevará a cabo en la Ciudad de México este viernes y sábado, el 28 y 29 de agosto. Para mayor información, consulta el bolante arriba. 

Una versión de esta historia se publicó inicialmente en la revista mexicana "Cinocéfalo" (Agoraspeed) en el año 2014. La historia forma parte del libro, Más frío que la nieve: cuentos sobrenaturales de Rusia, el cual ya está de venta en Amazon. 

El texto completo aparece abajo. 

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Tunguska:

Luces en el Cielo sobre Siberia

Мы придем к победе коммунистического труда!

¡Nos estamos acercando a la victoria plena del proletario comunista!
-Vladimir Lenin

NOTAS DEL DIARIO DEL CAMARADA INGENIERO MATVÉI RONÁLDOVICH PARÍKOV, ESCRITAS DURANTE LA INVESTIGACIÓN A LOS EXTRAÑOS SUCESOS EN TUNGUSKA, SIBERIA, EN EL AÑO 1930.

ATTE. DIRECCIÓN DE LA ACADEMIA SOVIÉTICA DE CIENCIAS (DIVISIÓN DE FENÓMENOS ESPACIALES) DE LA UNIÓN DE REPÚBLICAS SOVIÉTICAS SOCIALISTAS.

Día 1 del diario del Ing. Matvéi Paríkov
3 de julio del 1930
Moscú

Esta noche saqué la fotografía de Tunguska y la miré de nuevo.
Me senté en mi cama, al lado de las maletas ya hechas, y me fijé en la foto. En la imagen aparecían centenares de árboles quemados, sus troncos ennegrecidos y sin hojas. Todos los árboles se inclinaban hacia el mismo lado, con el mismo ángulo preciso, como si siguieran un magnetismo invisible. Esta pequeña fotografía —tomada en el año 1908, antes de la gloriosa Revolución Soviética— era la única evidencia física que existía del suceso en Siberia.
El 30 de junio de 1908, el cielo sobre Siberia se iluminó con una enorme luz azul. Afirmaron los testigos que la luz brilló día y noche por varios días. Algo se estalló sobre la región de Tunguska, una explosión con una potencia equivalente a 15 megatoneladas de trinitrotolueno, que arrasó con más de 2,000 kilómetros cuadrados del bosque. Fue una luz “más brillante que el sol”, según los habitantes de la región, una explosión que destruyó las ventanas de miles de casas alrededor del Lago Baikal.
Mañana, en el nombre del gobierno popular de la Unión Soviética, saldremos a investigarlo.

Friday, March 6, 2015